First of all, the author wishes to extend his apologies to everyone whom it may or may not concern that he failed to mention al-Zarqawi's role as the leader of al-Qaeda in Iraq. It would be just terrible, if people found that out themselves.
They came to see a rendition of that lost masterpiece, La Chasse spirituelle...
What they got instead: That vile photographer, back from the dead.
It is so depressing! And it won't sell!
Luckily, there's a touching love story
between Patti Smith and a boy from the pharmacy,
with Robert obsessing on Syria - a suicide!
They've got nowhere to go, no place to hide.