"AFTER DOWNING SOME SIX LITERS OF WATER IN THE THREE HOURS IN THE "HOLD YOUR WEE FOR A WII" (NINTENDO GAME CONSOLE) CONTEST, JENNIFER STRANGE VOMITED, WENT HOME WITH A SPLITTING HEADACHE, AND DIED FROM SO-CALLED WATER-INTOXICATION."
This is a crash course on propaganda. Shut up and read.
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The brain has little room for expansion, so, when filled with water, your head basically just
explodes, explains M. Amin Arnaout, chief of nephrology at Massachusetts General Hospital
and Harvard Medical School.
He also warns of the rapid and severe rush of pee to the brain, which may prove just
as fatal as the water overdose, but only to the folks around the kusipää*, while the fucker
himself goes on feeling like a million bucks, urinating vile words, tossing quicklime
himself goes on feeling like a million bucks, urinating vile words, tossing quicklime
in the eyes of his brothers and sisters, blinding them in the process.
Life is not fair.
BUT...
* = Kusipää (Finnish) is close to an asshole in English, -
word-to-word translation
being, "The One with Pee in His Head."
BUT...
* = Kusipää (Finnish) is close to an asshole in English, -
word-to-word translation
being, "The One with Pee in His Head."
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