The White Trash Way

Julia Cameron appeared inside a cloud with a golden lining and whispered these sweet words in my ear:

Obsession is the flip side of frustration.

To be applied to all of them except compulsive drinking: 1) Obsession is your horse. Treat it well. 2) Harness obsession in front of your bank account, not the other way around. Make it sweat for you.

Be Alert! In time, your horse will wear itself out. At the first sign of fatigue, abandon it, jump on another. To quote Alec Baldwin, "ABC - Always Be Closing."

Then the cloud burst as Heath Ledger poked his head through, snarling,

They are schemers! They wouldn't know an obsession if it KICKED THEM IN THE ASS!

He withdrew, sat down, and added, as his hands fluttered away,

I am not a schemer. I just... DO... things. 

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