Tuomioja

[The version in English is below the Finnish trap, crap, epi oinopa ponton.]


Jos saan puhua omasta puolestani, Tuomioja sanoo, solidaarisuus on  eräänlaista varjoleikkiä luolan seinällä. Viihdyttäähän se kyllä.

Mitään vaikutusta teatterilla ei tietenkään ole - hän läimäyttää takalistoaan - luolan seinien ulkopuolella.

Kuva on peräisin Markku Huuskon kolumnista.

If you ask me, the Foreign Minister of Finland says, solidarity is like making shadows on the wall of a cave. It is fun, for a while, of course.

Such puppetry has no effect whatsoever, naturally - he thunders, slapping his behind - outside the walls of that cave.

And this is what the Left means to me, he says tenderly. Living as high up in your ass as you possibly can, and being free. Thank you.

And, once again, he's off.

"His dick really is this big!"
The foreign ministers of Germany and Finland
converse about their Master.