These are the halcyon days: reading about a severely depressed Putin and the grim realities of his assignment as a KGB "spy" in Dresden. The most dangerous part of the morose midget's job was, in all probability, handling the scissors while cutting pictures from magazines for his bosses back in Moscow or wherever they were.
This was not what Putin wanted! He wanted to be stationed in the West, Where The Wild Things Were!
He wanted those things being advertised in his treasured clippings.
So he cut himself, had a hero's reception back home in Leningrad.
Even a disgusting pig like Milosevic appears as a man of great moral integrity next to Putin.